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16 benefits of Dating a Blogger (website Owner)
1 They are too busy with their work to think about
other girls in the world! So don’t worry, they wont
cheat you
2 They are aware about every Important
event on the calender, from valentine’s day to
chocolate day to # love – your-gf-more-day
3. They
are entrepreneurs, they love to stand on their own
and not under some Fat-Bottom !
4. They don’t have
fixed timings, so going out at busy office hours
wouldn’t be a problem.
5. They earn alot! So you
won’t have any worries about your future
6. They
are clever and intelligent, you will not have to listen
Bull-poo as they know what they are talking !
7.
They are very creative and innovative in their work,
so you’ll have many surprises to look forward for!
8.
In case of any misunderstandings and fights, your
friends will come directly into the picture, as they
know how to get genuine backlinks.
9. You don’t
need to wear good clothes and have facials done
every week, they don’t really care about your
materialistic looks, as far as they are sure you love
them.
10. If you won’t find him or he goes missing,
don’t worry and complaint to police, he will be in the
nearest Internet cafe!
11. They will gift you things or
gift which you can show off to the world. How about
the Latest Iphone 6? This is rather good compared to
gifts you hide like Sexy Looking “Undies”.
12. They
have a lot of Brand Value in the Blogosphere, at
some point you’ll feel like a Celeb Gf or Wife!
13. You
need not worry about job, he will always want you to
work together with him (blogging).
14. You can fight a
lot with him, as they have a lot of Patience waiting
for their site to rank and get traffic !
15. They make
sure that there won’t be any kind of penalty on your
relationship, as they are aware of all the algorithms
leading to penalty.
16. They have a different kind of
romantic sense, but don’t worry they are obviously
very # good-at- bed !
So who wanna date me?

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